We're not here to fuck spiders.

Patches, stickers and tees.

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Prices in AUD — we ship worldwide.

Embroidered patch

7 cm round, merrowed edge, sew-on. Made for denim, vests and band jackets.

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Vinyl sticker

100 mm die-cut, waterproof, UV-resistant. Cars, laptops, toolboxes, guitar cases.

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Tee

Heavyweight black cotton, front chest print. Unisex fit.

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Size

The Lot

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Patch, tee and sticker together.

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Tee size

The saying

Get on with it.

Australian slang for: there's a job to do, so stop wasting time. Same as saying "we're not here to fuck around."

The version for polite company: "not here to fornicate with arachnids."

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders, mate!"

See it on Urban Dictionary

Seen in the wild?

Spotted one out there?

Let us know where you've seen a patch, sticker or T-shirt in the wild — at a festival, a gig, or on a guitar case.

Take a photo and tag us @wnhtf_spiders, or email it to info@f-spiders.com.

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FAQ

Where do you ship?

Worldwide. Pick your zone in the basket — Australia, New Zealand or rest of world — and shipping is added before you pay.

How do I pay?

Card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Apple Pay, Google Pay) through Stripe, or PayPal. Prices are in AUD; your bank or PayPal converts for overseas buyers. Your shipping address is taken at checkout.

What size tee should I get?

Unisex fit — if you're between sizes, size up. [SIZE CHART]

Returns?

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Wholesale or bulk orders?

Bands, crews and shops: get in touch at info@f-spiders.com.